Then Again, Why Would He?

Here at Blubrow we have a deep, abiding belief that there's no reason for men to get married.

That means you, Derek Jeter.

So Minka Kelly, seen here out on the town, may not be snaring the pinstriper in her nets just yet.

Sources close to a well-connected member of Worldwide Blubrow's Board of Directors know someone who once met a guy who said his UPS delivery guy lived across the street from someone whose kid spent a couple of hours with Minka Kelly's neighbor in detention after school one day in 8th grade, like 10 years ago. And that person says they're not getting married.