Poodles. Yes, Poodles.

When we first glanced at this photo, we thought, "Good God, what is that hat?!"

Then we glanced again and thought, "Ohh! Poodle!"

Then one more time: "Eyebrows, fuckyeah!"


Now, when we glanced at this photo, well, you can call them "poodles" if you want...

About "Last Night"

It's been a while, but Keira Knightly has resurfaced with what looks like a chick flick: Last Night. Here's the plot, based on the trailer: Keira is a boring nitwit whose oddly-bearded ex-BF takes her out to dinner while her husband, Marcus Wright, goes to Philadelphia of all places with someone who may be Eva Mendes. The rest...doesn't matter.



Yes please:



Ta daa!

Post-War Bombshell: Silvana Mangano

Behold: Silvana Mangano.

If you want a career in film, and it's the late 1940s or early 1950s and you're in Italy, what might you do? You might bed Marcello Mastroianni (or I guess, he beds you). You might be selected as Miss Roma 1946 at the age of 16. For good measure, perhaps you would marry megaproducer Dino di Laurentiis.

Silvana Mangano did all this, and more. Glamor, sexiness, beauty...and eyebrows. She had it all.


Scroll-down Italian food trivia: Silvana is the grandmother of big-boobed bitchy Food Channel hostess Giada di Laurentiis.

Crystal Renn, Plus Size Eyebrows

Model (and now author) Crystal Renn is in the news because of her book, Hungry, about being a plus-size model, and because she discusses the pressure on women in the modeling profession to get small by any (unhealthy) means possible.

We actually don't care too much about that...we just think she has some crazy-ass eyebrows.

Out on a Lim

Who's the most shagadelic photog you've never heard of?

S. H. Lim.

This dude rocked the '60s, as you can see from these photos of, first, Phusadee Anukkhamontri:


And next, Christin Liang:


Scroll-down trivia that doesn't help you: Lim's real name was Vivat Pitayaviriyakul. More info here: S.H. Lim in Bangkok.

RIP Elizabeth Taylor

Elizabeth Taylor
1932 – 2011

Are Nuns Sexy? This One May Be

Check out Lara Stone as captured by Cedric Duchet in Vogue Paris (January 2010).

We think the whole "sexy nun" thing is a bit done, but we certainly want anyone who's game to give it a shot if they can make it work somehow. The eyebrows contrast nicely here with the white coif (look it up) and Lara's fair skin.

And middle finger.

If you're into the whole sexy nun thing, check out our other blog Hot or Dumb. We'll be posting a sexy nun photo there very soon, but there are a few other themes up there already, which you may enjoy...

Did You Remember?

She did.

Brows by Kunis. Dress by Owens.

We haven't seen The Black Swan, not that we're prejudiced. Some of our best friends are black [swans].

Anyway, Mila Kunis popped up in the Los Angeles Times Magazine in February (cover shot is above), and she is rocking a Rick Owens dress in this second photo.

The brow is the reason she's here with us today – but that leg is killing us too.