Van Dalen. That Reminds Us...

This is from Marc van Dalen, features a blonde with brows and the cutest right boob ever.

And the van Dalen name is Dutch and that reminds us about some recent international competition. Tune in tomorrow!

Vintage Pin Up Style

Maybe it's not pin up. Maybe it's cheesecake. Maybe it's just cheesy. We don't know.

But it is what it is, and what it is is eyebrowtastic.

We're also digging that burlap upholstery and stylish rug!

Mix and Match Labor Day Bra Parties

Here in America today is Labor Day, an important holiday that dates back to....uh...it's based on...well, the original....We're not sure. Whatever its true meaning, for us it means pondering amateur ladies in their bras, sometimes featuring an eyebrow worthy of consideration...


One of the hazards of the self-shot bra photo is the unavoidable attention drawn to the underarm area. Conversely, there is side boob.


Ah, BFFs. Among the four ladies here there are components of two very fine college students. Even a pair of decent brows (and a pair that has gone missing).


Happy Labor Day, America.

Photographer: Bogdan Zwir

We were intrigued and sometimes disturbed – in a good way – by the photos of experimentalist Bogdan Zwir.

The Amityville Eyebrows

We got a direct message via Twitter the other day, from eyebrow connoisseur (yes, that's French we're speaking) @gamgob. That's short for Gamma Goblin, which is a clever reference, and if you don't get it, you're a pud.

But we digress.

@Gamgob shared via Twitpic a couple of caps from the 2005 remake horror called The Amityville Horror, starring none other than the eyebrows of Melissa George. We agreed that these are that which we seek, and so here they are:



And you should really take a look at Gamma Goblin's blog. It is well-rounded and Cork-centered. Like a baseball.

Priscilla Ahn, Larger Than Life

We were so certain we'd already shared the lovely Priscilla Ahn, who sings with a beautiful voice and poses for this giant photo in a beautiful tank top. But we hadn't! So here we are.

This image is very large, so if you have a color plotter, fire it up and print this puppy out. You can put it on the ceiling over your bed and...sing along with Priscilla.

Jennifer's Body: But Is It Art?

We've never seen Megan Fox in an actual movie (or anyplace except for photos). So we don't know about her acting, so we'll just assume it sucks. But we know about her eyebrows, and although they're very controlled – not always in a good way – there's a lot of raw material there.

And now, thanks to the film Jennifer's Body, it has inspired art! Some comics artists are trying to make the best of the flimsy story material, and the way to do that is to show some cleavage, some blood and some...eyebrows.



OK. We get it. But we still prefer the real thing. Or as real as a Hollywood actress gets.


Yes, she's setting her tongue on fire. What? You never did that?

Extreme (Not Really) Photo Makeover

We love it - love it! - when you send us pictures (of yourselves, your girlfriends, or in the case below, supposedly, your momz) and show off the eyebrows.

Here's the note, however, that accompanied this photo. It's self-explanatory and we have not made any edits at all:

Dear Blu's Euebrow Blog,

Your blog is great because it gives me and my mom tons of ideas about how to make sure we are doing our best to make our eyebrows look as good as they can. I get your emails and if there not too um RISKY, i send them to my mom. To repay you for all the great ideas weve gotten from you I am sending this pic of my mom. She is dating again after a messy devorce, and finally got to where she can put her profile pic on her Facebook anddating sites, in the hopes of meeting mr RIGHT. LOL

If you think she is 'all that' which i do! then please share this with your blogs readers or put it on your flickr page for the world to enjoy. i think she is beautiful and i love her like only a daughter can love there mom! THANKS.

We have left off the daughter's name (Clare) and city (Phoenix), because we think the new iPhone stalking app could lead you more or less right to this family. So....say hey to Momz:


Here's the thing. Bitch fine!! We love her. We'd do her. The vote in staff meeting this morning (using CISCO Telepresence (tm) to connect with our worldwide partners in vivid, high-definition real-time immersion video) was unanimous.

And yet....We couldn't help feeling that as pretty as Momz is...she could do even better. So we subjected her to the Photoshop Action called Milferizer and here's what we got:


So, in response to Clare, whose name we promise not to use...we say: Tell Momz to use this photo instead. You always get more action when you blur out the twins' bunkbeds in the background!

Suicide Girl Oro: Summer Is Over

September means the end of summer. Summer is when you can strip down naked and lie around in the leaves and dirt and sticks and stuff.

And when you can show side boob. Like Suicide Girl Oro.