Breeder?!

According to the sci-fi blog io9, Breeders is the name of the flick these shots come from. The plot is basically that a guy has an alien parasite inside him (yeah yeah) and it busts out and then commits tentacles rape on this wide-eyed dark-browed woman.

Works for us.




We spared you the tentacles. What do you think we are, perverted?

Oh, It's Italian. B-Imagine

It's been a month since we introduced Barbara and Roberto who have the site B-IMAGINE. Now we get it – it's a pun. Imagine is Italian for "images."

Get it?

Cool. More eyebrows:

It Ate New York

Trust us on this one.

You do not want to see the rest of this photo.

Prepare for Urdhva Mukha Upavistha Konasana

That's the formal name of the asana known as Arched Brow.

If you're not into yoga, then just stare at the picture:

Anything But Antiseptic

We're not huge corset and collar fans, but we love the look of the fashion, the models and (of course) the eyebrows over at Antiseptic Fashion:




One of their models, by the way, is Ulorin Vex. Yay.

Lighter?!

Zippo brought out the brows to sell cigarette lighters back in the day.

Smoking is bad, kids, you'll singe your eyebrows!

Vintage Side Boob and Brows

Dug up in a shoe box under someone's bed, no doubt. Some vintage hottie eyebrow and side boob.

Makes Perfect Sense

Let's say you're the perfect stud. Who's your girlfriend?

The perfect babe. With superb eyebrows.

Not convinced? Here's a thought experiment....take someone like baseball's Derek Jeter. He's the perfect stud. (If you can't understand this, then just stop reading now and scroll down to the pictures, then catch your flight home to Boston).

Jeet's current squeeze? TV actress Minka Kelly. See below.

We'll see her again. And if you're nice we'll throw some panties and a nipple in there. About a month from now.

Sasha's Oh Face

Sasha Grey says "Oh! Oh! Oh!"

Or maybe she's just yawning?

Shy, Shamed, Secret, Shadowed - But Not Hidden

So there's this blog, it's called Shy Shamed Secret Shadowed Hidden. The acronym is SSSSH!

The idea is that the blog shows "Historic Vernacular Photography of an Erotic Nature with a particular bent."

It is not a fetish, It is a niche. All photographs are anonymous, original, vintage and in my collection. Antique and Amateur Porn from the days when it meant something. Shy Shamed Secret Shadowed and Hidden Nude Women.

Whatever it is, this woman is anything but hidden. We don't know what her nose or mouth look like, but the brows we can see, and a whole lot more. Ay!

Tongue Time for Amateurs

Eyebrows, drunk college girls, bra parties, side boob, and tongues.

It doesn't get any better, boys and girls. So start your weekend.

Leslie Miles Blogs

Our most loyal reader turned us on to a blog by a guy named Leslie Miles, and whether by design or not, he features photos of many beautiful women with eyebrows worthy of Blubrow.

So we'll share a few. Here's one - a modest one - but enjoy the photo for what it's worth and stay tuned for more.

Jackie O and Pearl Necklace

Perverts.

This isn't the greatest eyebrow photo ever, but we liked it. When was the last time you put on a pearl necklace, an Oleg Cassini silk-georgette pink satin shell dress, and white opera gloves and stood up while someone took you downstream in a Bengali skiff (or whatever)?

Never. So bow down.

Reality Check

She Put the Come in Lancome

It's been a long time since we've come across anything new of Ines Sastre, so we're going to the archives. If you have something better, email it.

They're Up in Room 1805

The only question is, are these amateur ladies in Daytona, Panama City, on South Padre, or someplace else?

We liked the bonus brow on the girl to the left, only half-visible. It's a good half.


By the way, bikini tops don't count as bra parties.

Suicide Girl Opaque Goes Green

You know we post Suicide Girls on the 15th or so, and you know we love us some Opaque. Even if she's green and has a ring through her nose.

Brows as Seen on Twitcaps

If falling in love with the right eye (and eyebrow) of some anonymous teenager whose pic we found randomly by obsessively reloading the Twitcaps home page again and again is wrong, we don't want to be right.

Panic, But Not in the Disco

When we first saw Serbia's supermodel Bojana Panic we loved the brows instantly, make-up and all – but we weren't sure what watery pursuit she was involved in here:


Then we saw the original full-size shot:


...and still had no idea what she was involved in. But it doesn't matter.

We're tracking her to dry land. Stay tuned.

Click to See More Brows

A reader (thanks Jonathan!) sent in this advertisement for a t-shirt outfit and we agreed right away that the missy modeling the message is muy mmmmmm.

The Lovely Brows: Rachel Weisz

A long time ago we said that Rachel Weisz looks better when she's not smiling. So imagine how thrilled we were to see her in the trailer (below) for a film called The Lovely Bones. It's a complete crying fest.

Plot Summary: Donnie Darko meets Sixth Sense.

It's Pro Time

Hey, amateurs are great and all, but sometimes you need to professionalize, you know?

Today we're starting the week with a real pro: Sophia Loren.

Mama mia.

Naked Maja

If you hauled your sorry ass to a museum every once in a while you'd learn a thing or two. And you'd understand the profound brilliance of our blog post title.

Anyway, this set comes from Maja Magazine which isn't a magazine at all; it appears to be a web site with naked chicks on it. One of whom has these cool eyebrows.

Saturday Amateur Trio

And the amateur hour bra parties continue. But we don't think you'll blame us.

Between the bras (so to speak) and the brows, this is quality stuff. We're totally willing to overlook the 1) bad eyeliner and 2) overly enthusiastic thumbs-up to simply enjoy the talent.

Thank You Mr. Factor

We're so old we know stuff you kids don't even know about.

For example, we know that TWA was Trans World Airlines – not time-weighted average, like it is now (although we find that useful for calculating permissible exposure limits in our chem lab at Blubrow HQ).

We also know that Max Factor cosmetics were the product of a guy named – wait for it – Max Factor!

And we know that this lovely stewardess (yep) has great eyebrows.


Thanks to Mom's Basement.

Alyssa Miller is In Vogue. Literally.

In Russian Vogue, that is. Alyssa Miller is photographed by Jeff Bark, who has great photos on his own site (annoying Flash site alert).

AdrianKw's Towel

Eurotography returns with a work by photographer Adriankw. He looks like Bono, but this model looks like dessert.

Paint Your Booty...or Body

This isn't what you probably think of when you hear "body painting" but you know what? It totally works for us. Because they're cute.

College Campus Bra Parties: Undie Runs

Well we know we just experienced a bunch of bra party fun on Blubrow, including Sasha Grey, but when the news breaks, we are there.

In case you hadn't heard, UCLA has apparently forbidden organizers of the school's annual Undie Run to hold the event on campus.

Makes sense: Your students insist on gathering by the hundreds to run around at night in their bras and panties? Better make sure they go out into the neighborhoods away from campus, instead of staying within the friendly confines. What could possibly go wrong?

Meanwhile, we tweeted about this news item and wouldn't you know it, our in box filled with Undie Run snapshots - complete with eyebrows! Thanks to the naughty lady who was hoarding these because, as she says, "I like boobies." Hey, who doesn't?

They're not all from UCLA but who cares?

This was our fave, because of the brows combined with the fine layer of sweat glistening on the co-ed's skin...also, she's cute!:


Pouty, or something:


Girls just know how to pose, probably because they spend hundreds of hours doing it in front of the bathroom mirror, taking their own pictures with their cell phone:


Here's that cutie again...with a roommate. But still!


OK, we lied. This is by far our favorite: