Centerfold: Pat Russo

Uh. Yeah.

Pat Russo in Playboy. November 1965.

The only possible context in which these tan lines are OK.

Dude, Are You Choking Your Chicken?

Chatroulette is much commented upon already, but we had to laugh when we saw this exchange immortalized for all time. We also had to blog the pretty lady's brows.

That's How You Win an Oscar (tm), You Schmuck!

Audrey Hepburn, after her Roman Holiday. We dig the "Press" guys in the background, especially since it reflects the final scenes of the film, where she has to hold a phony press conference and is beside herself with misery ....


Via Suicide Blonde.

Portman Has A Wild Side? Really?

Well at least they daubed some ink on on Natalie Portman's brows and got her to scrunch her cute 34A cups into something resembling cleavage....

What Happens If I Press....Here?

Those crazy amateurs. Their eyebrows aren't great, but the volume of their breasts is.

"My! What big hands you have...."

Vlaming In High Res

Gorgeous photo of model Sophie Vlaming from Dossier. Click it big.

The Brows We Wanted to See on "V"

We didn't watch the re-do of the miniseries V with Morena Baccarin. Part of the reason is that we're huge fans of the original V. Part of the reason is that we still hate how Baccarin almost single-handledly ruined the last season of Stargate SG-1 by being really bad at acting, and also, boring.

This poster shows how awesome her eyebrows could be...but weren't. Also, how lizardy her eyes could be.

Eyebrows as Business Objects

We admit it. We are huge fans of sex in advertising. And we're (obviously) huge fans of eyebrows – of a certain style. In fact, to us, the "right" kind of eyebrow is really a sex object.

So that's why we consider this otherwise nonsensical ad to be a supreme achievement. It combines a service for businesses (SAP Business Objects, whatever that is) with amazing eyebrows. Voila: Sex in Advertising.

Camila Alves Can Bend Her Arms

In fact, after seeing the first two photos in this triad, we were concerned that Brazilian model Camila Alves couldn't straighten her arms out.

But as seen in the third photo, the arms do unbend.