Thursday, April 9, 2009

Thursday Bra Party

There's a lot to like about this photo, most of it schadenfreude-based. But hey – what's a bra party without a cig, a dude with boobs, a ping pong ball, a pack of smokes, a cell phone, and an infected tongue?


From the fine folks at Sorry I Missed Your Party.

Dog Tag, Wifebeater, Eyebrows. Must be the Army

We enjoyed this young military lady for a couple of reasons, in addition to her eyebrows. The dog tag and the wifebeater have that barracks feel to them that just screams "Allied Expeditionary Force."

We Are Scared of Bai Ling

It's not the guns that frighten us. It's not even the idea that someone, somewhere thought it was a good idea to commission Crank 2.

It's just Bai Ling.


Meanwhile, we were going to use this photo, but after examining it for a couple of hours, we determined that you really can't see her eyebrows too well:


Scroll-down SEO strategy: Since the most-searched term on our blog these days is "nipple," we're adding that word to the posting, since we don't have a tag for it.

Also, we're posting like four times today instead of two, because we were too busy to post yesterday. We were raising some round 2 funding. Or something.

Love Means Eyebrows

We regret there isn't a bigger version of this full-page magazine ad for some obscure charity. We saw the full-page magazine version and we liked it so much we decided to blog it. The point is, it's Camilla Belle, and for some reason she agreed to be the poster-babe for a charity related to Malawi.

We're not sure, but we think the web site is dontletmadonnaadoptsomekidfrommalawi.org.

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

We Couldn't Resist: Paula Creamer

Creamer?! .....

You know the rest.

User Generated Eyebrows

We think of it as Brows 2.0.

Last night we tweeted about something we saw on CBS' 60 Minutes television program. In a program about Iranian civil rights, activist Lily Mazaheri knocked us off our chairs in the command center that we tow behind our Mobile Blubrow Field Unit.

We didn't have any luck googling her, but wouldn't you know, a Twitter follower sent a photo she took with her iPhone when the program was on. She was going to use it for reference in her next salon visit.

Thanks for using the power of the intarweb to make sure everyone could see the craziness that is the eyebrows of Lily Mazaheri.

Monday, April 6, 2009

'Roid Rage: Andi Muise

Polaroids. You're too young to remember.

Andi Muise. She's too hot to forget about.

Monday: Something You Didn't Expect

We push the eyebrow envelope, you know?

This time it's the work of Polish Eurotographer AdrianKw. He does some more mainstream stuff too, and we'll see him again.

Sunday, April 5, 2009

We Really Really Need to Learn Russian

We think that this is the work of Sergey Komarov. It's his kind of grey seamless.

And we think we should learn Russian. But as you doubtless realize if you've been reading this blog for more than seven minutes, we don't know much about anything.

Except eyebrows.