Brow Smackdown from Style Bistro

We were cautiously pessimistic about how "fun" it would be to play Style Bistro's guessing game, "Who has the best brows?"

First of all, only we are allowed to answer that question. But we went ahead and played the game anyway...

Who Has the Best Brows?

We got 17 out of 20.

How did YOU do?

Be warned: you'll be confronted with horrific "choices" like this....


Other brows featured belong to:

Doutzen Kroes
Jennifer Connelly
Brooke Shields
Cindy Crawford
Maria Menounos
Miley Cyrus
Cheryl Burke
Audrina Partridge
Victoria Justice
Carmen Electra
Diana Agron
Jessica Lowndes
Katie Holmes
Coco Rocha
Jennifer Hudson
Christina Milian
Katy Perry
Serena Williams
Lauren Goodger
Nikki Reed
Vera Farmiga
Leona Lewis
Elizabeth Olsen
Abigail Breslin
Victoria Beckham
Olivia Palermo
The Monster Fergie

and

J Lo

Our pick for the best, based on the photos they used, is actually Jessica Lowndes. We'll feature her some other time.

Jen Connelly from Way Back

We had never seen these shots of Jennifer Connelly before. Now we have, and so have you. We like her.

What is One Step Lipstick?

We do not know.

But loyal Blubrow reader Jonathan sent in this ad for it, whatever it is...and we figured that a heavily made-up (make-upped?) and Photoshopped Jennifer Connelly was better than nothing.

Isn't J Co a Mommy?

We wanted to keep with the Mother's Day theme today, so we went with Jennifer Connelly. She's probably a mom, right?

Where Was JC?

No sign of Jennifer Connelly at the Oscars™ this week, so we're pretending she was there by posting this photo. So there.

He's Just Not That Into Your Stupid Chick Flick

What's more annoying than a cloying, smarmy, unclever, predictable chick flick starring Drew Barrymore?

A cloying, smarmy, unclever, predictable chick flick starring Drew Barrymore, Ginnifer Goodwin, Jennifer Aniston, Scarlett Johansson, Ben Affleck, and everyone else between real jobs in Hollywood.

Thank god for Jennifer Connelly. Here's a still we grabbed from the trailer:

DTESS Remake Strong on Brows, Weak on Everything Else

Remember how we said the remake of Day the Earth Stood Still looked like a dog?

We were right. Saw a sneak preview showing today and it was worth seeing for one reason and one reason only: Jennifer Connelly. Not just the brows either. She looked good all over.

The Day the Brows Stood Still: Jennifer Connelly

Recently we overheard this exchange:

"Keanu Reeves is in the remake of Day the Earth Stood Still."

"Really? Does he play the robot?"

We're afraid that's sort of what it amounts to. But do not despair, for Jennifer Connelly plays an astrobiologist (yeah, there is such a thing). And here she is in a shot or three from the hi-def trailer:



And if you don't like JC in a hazmat suit, you better check your pulse:


Scroll-down other best eyebrows on a not-believable movie scientist: Denise Richards as atomic physicist Dr. Christmas Jones in The World is Not Enough.

Connelly: Red Dress on Red Carpet

Unlike that last mess, we actually know who this is:

Jennifer Connelly.

Kutner Captures, Part I

We just saw Christophe Kutner's ad sense. Here's installment one of his celebrity photography.

Charlotte Gainsbourg:


And Michelle Hicks, looking very much like Jennifer Connelly:

From Silk to Tweed: Jennifer Connelly

You know we love Ms. Connelly. Even when she's wearing a giant chocolate milk stain on her belly:


Even when she's wearing a four-dimensional origami collar made of tweed:


And especially when she's grinning in a strapless blue satin number:

A MILF for Mother's Day: Jennifer Connelly

It's Mother's Day in the US of A, and what better way to show our admiration and respect for moms everywhere than by featuring eyebrow superMILF Jennifer Connelly?


By Mario Testino, for Vogue. Hot damn.

Wallpaper: Jennifer Connelly

For the JC fans out there...

Snack on This: Jennifer Connelly

Ooh, sorry, way busy for a few days with some madness. This will have to hold you over til I get a chance to cook up a properly nourishing eyebrow blog posting for you: Jennifer Connelly.

Mmmmm...Connelly....

Sunday with Jennifer Connelly

What's better than grabbing a cup of coffee on Sunday morning and sitting down to Jennifer Connelly's eyebrows?

I'll tell you what. Sitting down to the eyebrows and this:


This is just one of those things that makes you say, "They have that?!"

20,000 Visitors and Rising: Jennifer Connelly Marks the Occasion

Back on August 29, I reported that in the previous month, 6,200+ visitors had surfed through my private eyebrow fantasy world (otherwise known as this blog). And I posted some Jennifer Connelly eyebrows as a reward to the faithful.

Since then, another 15,000 visitors have blown through here, an even higher rate. Most of them, I'm sure, thought "Whoa. Get me outta here." But maybe a few liked what they saw and keep coming back.

Regardless of whether you landed here by mistake or came here just to look at great eyebrows, welcome. And thanks. (Tell your friends.)

If you have comments or requests, you can leave a comment on the site, or send a message.

Here's JC again:

A Connelly Thank You to 6,245 of Our Closest Friends

According to the ClustrMap application, displayed on the Blubrow homepage, 6,245 visitors have passed through these portals in the last 30 days. That's you! And you've come to us from a disparate range of places: from the shores of the Caspian Sea to Bariloche in Argentina, and from The Gambia to Okinawa. In fact, we're so popular that the stupid little map down there is becoming less useful all the time. Good.

Here's a small token of our appreciation, which is also a follow up to the recent posting about Ms. Jennifer Connelly.

She's more than just eyebrows you know.


Scroll-down bonus because you're so loyal (click it big):

No Reservations: Jennifer Connelly

Hang on. Time out. Is it possible that not only have we neglected to post a single photo of Jennifer Connelly, but that nobody has called us on it? What is wrong with the world!?

Let's right this wrong, right away! JC is appearing in an upcoming flick called Reservation Road. We don't get the plot - something about the guy from Gladiator running around looking serious. JC furrows that furry brow a lot, and cries sometimes. In one scene she runs and screams. This is all info gleaned from the trailer. Screen caps below.

JC pouts:


She runs and screams:

She cries a little:

She looks bedraggled:

And she struts her statuesque shelf. I mean, self:

Scroll-down while catching up:

We have a lot of Jennifer to review and more comments to make about her brows. Meanwhile, enjoy this while you wait.