Suicide Girl: Shine

We let our Suicide Girls subscription lapse. It was a great run, and we have loved critiquing and enjoying the sets and the eyebrows most of all.

But in the end, it got a bit repetitive. And we miss Manko. And London.

From our residual list of brows we wanted to highlight this SG, named Shine.

Suicide Girl: Key

We like to play "teacher and student" with our Suicide Girls subscription. Here's how it works.

We log in to Suicide Girls and we check out the latest set of photos. Then we decide what kind of a grade the model would get if she were in our class, which is called Introduction to Naked: Getting Inexplicably Nude on the Intarweb.

You have to be a pretty spectacular pupil to earn anything above a B+ (which is still a good grade). Suicide Girl Key handed in this photoset, and we were hooked when we saw the eyebrows.

When we saw the rest, we sent her to the head of the class. Or something.










Scroll-down extra credit assignment: Key puts the "ass" in "assignment."

Weluvenis

It's July, and that's when we hit the beach. Suicide Girl Iluvenis hit the beach earlier this year, and here's the photographic evidence.

Her windblown red bangs covered up her eyebrows in all but one photo (reproduced here), but her bangs couldn't cover her awesome body (including sand-embedded side boob).

See you at the beach.

Suicide Girl: Ellia

Sure, posting a dozen pictures of a girl with the same expression on her face might be questionable blogging practice. But when the expression is as cute as the smile on the face of Suicide Girl Ellia, we plead guilty.















Also?

Side boob.

June Doom and Gloom, SG Style

Dark and foreboding, yadda yadda. It's all about eyebrows here, folks, and although Suicide Girl Nemesis affects a Gothic vampiry-looking thing, we love the over-the-top emphasis on the key facial feature.

Welcome to June.






Scroll-down Butthead moment: We said "facial."

Suicide Girl: Saint

We're back. We will get straight to the point:

We are not fans of big tits or Sesame Street tattoos

We are fans of gorgeous smiles, dark hair and beautiful eyebrows.

Thank you, Suicide Girl Saint.

Suicide Girl: Ellys

We're launching the merry month of May with Suicide Girl Ellys. We're not big fans of face metal, but we are absolutely big fans of the "Five Bs":

• Brunettes
• Bikinis
• Brows
• Boobs
  
• Ass

Wait. Never mind.

Anyway, happy May!

Suicide Girl Rydell In Fishnets

We have always been a fan of Suicide Girl Rydell. She ain't no girl, either – she's a woman. And we mean that in a really good way.

Regardless, we feature her smile and eyebrows again:

No Fool: Suicide Girl Marianne

Third time's a charmer: Suicide Girl Marianne has the brows down to a science.