All-American Girl: Yvonne Craig

In America, where our Worldwide Blubrow Global Headquarters is located, today is Independence Day. This is the day we said "No thank you!" to being ruled by a nation that didn't know how to use words like "banger" and "fag."

Speaking of banger (banger?!).... who would would be a more all-American Girl Next Door than our favored Yvonne Craig? We've seen her in green and in purple and gold. Now she's (apparently) getting super-poked from behind by a dude in white pants:


And we like to think that this is how she looks at our 4th of July BBQ at the beach:


And this is how we'll leave it for now. Happy Birthday, America!