Breaking: Argentine Eyebrow Affair

In case the rock you live under doesn't have TV, you won't have watched Maria Belen Chapur (seen here). She is the forbidden BFF of Governor Mark "I'm a hypocritical assclown" Sanford.

Family values yadda yadda yadda.

Anyway, we'll see her more clearly soon enough, but this enticing glimpse of her Latina brows was too good to pass up...