Who Cares About Lashes?

In the news today:

Penelope Cruz was found to be guilty of wearing false eyelashes in an ad for L'Oréal cosmetics.

That's right: a make-up ad that didn't show the way a woman's face actually looks. This is outrageous!

Here's the offending pic:


We say forget about the stupid lashes. How about that paint job they did on her unruly, shaggy brows? For shame!

Here's what they usually look like (click to enlarge):


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Don't get us wrong. Cruz has some redeeming qualities that almost make up for her unkempt eyebrows.