1,000th Post: The One and Only

There wasn't much discussion at HQ about whom to feature in our 1,000th post.

Audrey Hepburn.

Glub. Underwater Indeed

Some of you keep searching our blog for the word underwater.

So here you go. Underwater eyebrows.

Photographer: Chadwick Tyler

We sort of feel that the models that photographer Chadwick Tyler hires to be "decadent" are too scary and off-putting, in a troubled way, to be decadent. But we don't actually care, because "we were looking at the eyebrows."

Photographer: I Dani or Pacsama

Over on Photo.net he's I Dani.

Over on DeviantArt he's Pacsaman.

Either way he's doing OK.

And the model? Ana-Maria.

Monday Cleavage: Rose Byrne

Hello.

It's Monday.

Here's Rose Byrne.

Yay.

Our Fave One-Person Bra Party Returns

OK, OK. One of many faves. You recognize Irina Sheik, of course.

Another weekend success.

Maria Menounos Made Miss Mass

That is, the random Greekish TV "personality" Maria Menounos was Miss Teen USA from Massachusetts. She didn't get much further with her pageant career. But she ended up on TV. Apparently.

Cleavage and brows. That's 90% of the battle, don't you think?


Scroll-down offensive religious blasphemy: Easter?! We hardly know 'er!

Van Dalen Returns

We tried to warn you about Marc van Dalen. But you wouldn't listen.

This is what you're up against. Good luck.

Seven Breasts? Must Be Amateur Hour

That's right, the weekend brings us flashing college (?) girls. And a camera flash as well. We were getting around to removing it using Photoshop, but apparently we got distracted. By the eyebrows.


Scroll-down RFI: We invite any and all female readers to leave a tweeze (comment) about what conversation immediately precedes this act. "Hey you guys! You know what let's do?....." Finish the thought for us, please....