Ahn Your Mark!

Sorry about the post headline. We're pretty much out of original ideas.

But our current obsession is the young singer named Priscilla Ahn. We blogged her in color back in 2009. Her music isn't always the kind we like to listen to, but her voice is perfect. Perfect in relative terms, and in absolute terms. Perfect.

And then there are those eyebrows. Dreamy.

Scroll-down statement that you knew we had to include: Her real name is Priscilla Natalie Hartranft. Really.

We Fall in Love So Easily: Andreea Diaconu

Here is 20 year old Romanian model Andreea Diaconou.

Did we mention how easily we fall in love?

Youthful Sidebutt

Back in February we met 1958's youthful centerfold sensation Elizabeth Ann Roberts.

Here's another peek, notable for a few reasons:

• She's adorable
• The :"hi fi" equipment is awesome
• The leather butterfly chair is awesome
• We are suddenly aware of a new erotic phenomenon:
  

Side butt.

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Do we know what on God's green earth is going on here?

No. No we don't.

Do you?

Is this what passed for cosplay in 1957 or something?

It doesn't matter. Whatever it was, the young lady (alien? helicopter?) is adorable, and so we're sharing her with you. Enjoy.

Kate M's Eyebrows

Royal blah blah Kate Middleton blah blah wedding yadda yadda yadda midriff blah whatever et cetera Prince Arnold.




Click 'em.

Poodles. Yes, Poodles.

When we first glanced at this photo, we thought, "Good God, what is that hat?!"

Then we glanced again and thought, "Ohh! Poodle!"

Then one more time: "Eyebrows, fuckyeah!"


Now, when we glanced at this photo, well, you can call them "poodles" if you want...

About "Last Night"

It's been a while, but Keira Knightly has resurfaced with what looks like a chick flick: Last Night. Here's the plot, based on the trailer: Keira is a boring nitwit whose oddly-bearded ex-BF takes her out to dinner while her husband, Marcus Wright, goes to Philadelphia of all places with someone who may be Eva Mendes. The rest...doesn't matter.



Yes please:



Ta daa!

Post-War Bombshell: Silvana Mangano

Behold: Silvana Mangano.

If you want a career in film, and it's the late 1940s or early 1950s and you're in Italy, what might you do? You might bed Marcello Mastroianni (or I guess, he beds you). You might be selected as Miss Roma 1946 at the age of 16. For good measure, perhaps you would marry megaproducer Dino di Laurentiis.

Silvana Mangano did all this, and more. Glamor, sexiness, beauty...and eyebrows. She had it all.


Scroll-down Italian food trivia: Silvana is the grandmother of big-boobed bitchy Food Channel hostess Giada di Laurentiis.

Crystal Renn, Plus Size Eyebrows

Model (and now author) Crystal Renn is in the news because of her book, Hungry, about being a plus-size model, and because she discusses the pressure on women in the modeling profession to get small by any (unhealthy) means possible.

We actually don't care too much about that...we just think she has some crazy-ass eyebrows.