Trashy Time

We set you up earlier today for this moment...that glamorous lady from the 1940s is about as far from this one as you could possibly be.

Amateur hour:


Scroll-down anthropology lesson: Click this one to view it full size. Not just for the left nipple, but for the camo, and also for the BoSox fan in the denim. That's their uni. Speaking of classy.

Vintage Glamor

We're giving you something classy, because later you're going to get something trashy. Yay!

The Randomness of May

Sometimes we just share some random hotness from teh interwebs. Like today. With side boob!

Suicide Girl: Shadow

We usually only drop a Suicide Girl on you on the 1st and 15th of each month. But this month, we're feeling so generous...you'll get extras! On the 8th and 22nd.

So enjoy Shadow.



Scroll-down vintage radio joke: What the hell is written on her tittays? The Shadow knows.

Lumens Catches Our Eye

There's a company called Lumens that makes – wait for it – overhead projectors.

And their ad caught our eye. Here's why:

Vai! Freakstyle Anniversary Beefcake

Our buddies at Freakstyle in Brazil have some kind of crazy happening. We're just going to get this first one out of the way:


We took a vote, and we think it's a dude.

Meanwhile...


And....


And.......


What's with the random hairy leg? This is nothing like our parties.

Except Bree and My Monkey

OK, not "my" monkey. Her monkey. Here's another faux Bree, to go along with the one on The Onion News Network: Jessica Rose, aka Lonelygirl15. We were reminded about her because when the name "Bree" showed up in our last posting, we thought about Jessica's eyebrows, and then we realized she's in an upcoming TV flick called Ghost Town. So, 2006?:


Meet 2009:

Peeling the Onion

We're old enough to remember when The Onion was funny. Now all we can do is load the video and hope that Bree Lindsay's right eyebrow shows up.

Madam, I'm...Rose Byrne

We just saw Rose Byrne the other day, but then she cropped up in the trailer for a flick called Adam. Some kind of romantic comedy. Whatever. Just enjoy the brows.