May Ends with Freakstyle

Yeah, the picture is dark and blurry, and yeah the chick is far away, but we know good eyebrows when we see them - and we know adorable brunettes too.

So go with it, OK?

Thank you Freakstyle.

Bring on June.

Who is Maria Diamandis?

We saw this photo, and said, "Who?"

"Maria Diamandis," they answered.

Who, you ask, is Maria Diamandis?

We have no idea.


Scroll-down research finding: We had to tag this post as accurately as we could, so we Googled the lady. Some kind of teen singer or something.

Dirty Old Bacon Snitcher

The folks over at Found in Mom's Basement provided this gem, which is just downright nasty. This brunette MILF with the awesome eyebrows is getting her bacon strip snitched! By some elderly pervert!

Hey old timer! Hands off the bacon strip! We'll do the snitching around her. Um, I mean, here.

Memorial Day: Pools and Parties

Here in America's Heartland we take Memorial Day weekend seriously. The Blubrow crew will disperse to various backyard pool parties and other...parties. That said, we offer the following. Click to enlarge this photo and view predictably (for us) exposed nipple (and nicely arched eyebrows):


In this party photo, the entire breast is artificially enlarged, so all components are predictably (for us) visible:


Scroll-down sartorial commentary: We actually looked at the key items in this photo in the following order:

1. Eyebrows.
2. Guy's gaudy silver and gold satin shirt.
3. Exposed tit.

Erica Blasberg R.I.P.

Recent news from the world of pro golf: 25-year old Erica Blasberg was found dead in her Las Vegas home, and authorities are tight-lipped about the cause of death and the circumstances. Whatever the real story, sad to lose young people with bright futures.

We don't follow golf, but we had flagged this portrait of Blasberg by photographer Keith Allison, whose work we appreciate:

Zima Face to Face

Our supportive and loyal contributor to this blog, "Jonathan," sent along pics of someone we frankly had not thought of for quite a while: Madeline Zima.

Of course, she's made herself very welcome here in the distant past, but these pics show the older versus younger looks.

We like the older, for reasons explored a while back....

Thanks for the contribution Jonathan!

Love is a Strong Word

[Update: June 2011, we understand the model is Sasha Pivovarova.]

And yet...and yet...

We love these photos by Miles Aldridge. We love them so much we want to marry them.




Scroll down affirmation of our feelings: Love, love, love.

Bare Skin, Bear Skin, and Beach

Some photos don't need any narrative explaining why they're great or why we liked them.

They explain themselves. Like these oldies from the 1960s:

Von Unwerth Mirrored

The ladies over at Suicide Blonde continue to pepper the intarblags with fun stuff...today's installment is via Ellen von Unwerth, whose work we now find intolerably self-conscious and repetitive.

But a good eyebrow's a good eyebrow, you know?

"She Made Too Many Wrong Mistakes"

Depending on how you look at it, this pretty young brunette's exposed nipple is either a "wrong mistake," or a brilliant success.

Or both. We're looking at it from the front, so we say it's a victory.

Photographer: Jonathan Waiter

Waiter?! We hardly know her!

Here's one that surfaced via the Feaverish Photography Blog, which we talked about 30 days ago. The artist is Jonathan Waiter. He has a Tumblr site too...

We need to get our emotions under control. We fall in love so easily:

Suicide Girl: Saint

We're back. We will get straight to the point:

We are not fans of big tits or Sesame Street tattoos

We are fans of gorgeous smiles, dark hair and beautiful eyebrows.

Thank you, Suicide Girl Saint.

"I can hear the ocean!"

This is a great photo for a bunch of reasons.

And it's sort of a present to ourselves...our most devoted readers will understand.

We're taking a short vacation folks, and when we come back, more eyebrows. And more cowbell.

Breaking: Decent Eyebrows at 10 Downing Street

The Conservatives have won the British election, at least enough to have their dude as Prime Minister. And the dude's wife is Samantha Cameron.

We don't know a damned thing about her, except that if she trimmed the bangs we could get a better look at the eyebrows. Anyway, we hear she's pregnant (has two kids already), and we're sure she'll be in the news a lot with all that, so stay tuned.

Is that Nine A.M. or P.M.

The vintage onslaught continues for a couple of more days. This photo offers many possible interpretations. We went around the table at HQ and here are some plausible explanations...

It's 9 a.m. on the alarm clock, and she's getting ready to start her day. Dress for success!

It's 9 a.m. and she just got home. Slut!

It's 9 p.m. and she's getting ready to go out. Party animal!

It's 9 p.m. and she's already home. Cock tease!

What is your explanation?


Scroll-down likely alternative explanation: It's 2:15 in the morning. The clock is fucking broken again.

Sidebrow. Sideboob. Fishnets.

Another throwback, this time with brunette tresses and the bonus features mentioned in the subject line.

Gah!!!

Vintage Days in Color

We decided to let yesterday's featured model continue her full-bodied frontal assault on that lucky tree...

Vintage Days Ahead

We're waxing nostalgic, so the next few days we will be posting classic vintage eyebrows.

Here's a pin-up/centerfold type, in the studio and then out in nature, doing a poor job of hiding those big, round...eyes of hers behind a tree limb.

Speaking of Boobquake

Boobquake was all about "things that go..."

POP!

Illustration by talented cartoonist, artist, illustrator Jillian Tamaki:

Freckles + Brow = This

OK, we cheated. We not only have freckles and eyebrows - we have shag carpeting and a giant nipple.

But it would have been good with just the freckles. And the brows.


Scroll-down rhetorical pondering: What makes freckles so cute?

Nevermind Boobquake. How About Browquake?

Doubtless you heard that a Muslim cleric blamed immodest dress and sinful behavior by women for the recent spate of earthquakes that have wreaked havoc globally. Yes, those Haitian, Chilean, Chinese and Indonesian hussies are to blame!

To test and counter this claim, Boobquake was born on Facebook. Last Monday, women were encouraged to expose some skin in an effort to disprove the cleric's scientific hypothesis, thereby advancing not only seismology, but also its more enjoyable counterpart: sizemology.

You heard that here first.

So here are the Facebook photos we found in the group's album that provide the most brow per boob:

Smoky Braces and Black and White Brows

Some people are into smoking [NSFW]. That's one fetish.

Some people are (apparently) into braces. That's another.

Some people are into eyebrows.

Now we can all just get along.

Don't hate. Celebrate.

Happy Birthday to...Mank

Sasha Grey is having a party – with her clothes on! What the hell is the world coming to?

Whatever Happened to...Rosamund Pike?

We love Rosamund Pike's classic beauty, her eyebrows, and yes – her sword.

She doesn't get a lot of airtime in the U.S.

Maybe our Brit friends see her more often?

Suicide Girl: Ellys

We're launching the merry month of May with Suicide Girl Ellys. We're not big fans of face metal, but we are absolutely big fans of the "Five Bs":

• Brunettes
• Bikinis
• Brows
• Boobs
  
• Ass

Wait. Never mind.

Anyway, happy May!