We Need a Vacation!

As evidenced by our inability to distinguish Winona Ryder from Natalie Portman, we need a damn break from blogging. Thanks to the folks who pointed out our idioticnessness.

We'll circle back from time to time, so don't unsubscribe!

- The Management

Something for....Us

We confess to being of what the French call, "a certain age." That is, we are old enough to have seen Devo in concert when they were..."fresh." Before there was Jocko Homo. When being a Spud Boy was patriotic.

Anyway, we have modeled our lives after the example set by the inimitable General Boy, and as a result, faithful contributor (and honorary Blubrow blog photo editor) Jonathan has provided us with the album cover from Devo's new album, Something for Everybody.

We don't care about everybody, we just want stuff for ourselves. And this will do nicely, thank you very much.

Scroll-down props: We also loved Booji Boy, just like a brother. Are we not men? But General Boy came to us in a dream and said, "Be like your ancestors. Or be different. It doesn't matter!" And then Booji became Boogie and it all went to hell. Look, just enjoy the eyebrows.

Without A Dream of a Theme

The other day we saw two random girlfriends or something, bound together by a common thread: their bodacious cleavage.

Today we're looking at two photos of random women, bound together by exactly nothing.

This woman has decorated her face, but she can't hide the eyebrow talent:


And this is a carload of señoritas from España.

Cha cha cha!

Remember Liv Tyler?

We had sort of forgotten about Liv Tyler, until we saw this portrait by Michael Thompson:

Choose Your Cleavage

We know you don't like only the eyebrows, so feel free to enjoy everything else here:

Recordamos

This awesome snapshot of Audrey Hepburn (via Suicide Blonde) shows her choosing a disc to put on the hi-fi (that's what we had before you kids had wi-fi and mi-fi and whatnot).

She is reaching for something called Recuerdos ("memories"). We don't think it's the Nana Mouskouri joint, but who knows?

Audrey: we remember!

Powered by Hoodie

Sometimes we want to ponder the lingerie-powered presence of a supermodel like yesterday's Bianca Balti in a bra.

Sometimes we just want to ponder the walking-the-sidewalks-of-Portland look of this random young woman, sent in by a reader from that city:

And Now the News for Breasts

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

This bra will be supporting the breasts of New York-based Italian fashion model Bianca Balti, effective immediately:

Safety First

We're all for safety, and we appreciate that this young woman has sensibly donned a skid lid to protect her head. After all, Safety Pup says "Cover up!"

She might want to cover up her nipples too. Road rash is a nasty, nasty thing.

Those Things Are Too Big

[UPDATE: The model is Desiree Elyda Villalobos:

http://www.thesmokingjacket.com/girls/desiree-elyda-villalobos-hot-pictures]

Jonathan, faithful contributor and loyal browist, sent this to us.

We have to admit - we were disgusted by the size issue here.

Nobody, and we mean nobody, should have hoop earrings that enormous.

Suicide Girl: Key

We like to play "teacher and student" with our Suicide Girls subscription. Here's how it works.

We log in to Suicide Girls and we check out the latest set of photos. Then we decide what kind of a grade the model would get if she were in our class, which is called Introduction to Naked: Getting Inexplicably Nude on the Intarweb.

You have to be a pretty spectacular pupil to earn anything above a B+ (which is still a good grade). Suicide Girl Key handed in this photoset, and we were hooked when we saw the eyebrows.

When we saw the rest, we sent her to the head of the class. Or something.










Scroll-down extra credit assignment: Key puts the "ass" in "assignment."

More About Melnick

We went digital dumpster diving for some more scoop about Miss Texas, Ashley Melnick, yesterday's featured eyebrows. We found out she was a recording artist of sorts at age 16. Yeah, MySpace!


But between being a musical wannabe and being Miss Texas, Ashley was Miss Grapevine and here she is in the swimsuit competition, which is what you know you came here for. And the thing is, at first glance, it's all good. But viewing the image at 1109x1664, well some issues became apparent.

But, then, you know what? She triumphed over the competition, which we can only imagine, so we will not find fault, we'll just say - don't overpluck those eyebrows!

The Brows at Night, Are Big and Bright

Congratulations to the recently-crowned Miss Texas, Ashley Melnick. We'll see those eyebrows in the Miss America pageant we hope....

Tomorrow we'll look at her musical chops. Or something.

This is Photobrow

Sometimes there's a good laugh on This is Photobomb.

Sometimes there are also some decent eyebrows.

Not Enough of Some. Too Much of Others.

Yesterday we complained about not enough Keira.

Today we feel like there's too much Megan Fox. But like her or not, the eyebrows remain in force. From Jonah Hex:

Where's Keira?

We feel like there's not enough Keira Knightley sightings in our daily reviews.

Here's one via Suicide Blonde.

Remember Secretaries? We Do.

These days, offices are filled "administrative aides," "support staff," and "office assistants."

When we grew up they were called "secretaries."

Why and when did that become a bad thing?

We don't know. But we know that loyal uber-reader Nastya sent us this, which she ran across via Flickr user Pepemichelle (who calls them secretaries).

Photographer: Camilla Akrans

Aaron "I've Got The" Feaver continues to showcase outstanding camera talent. And eyebrow talent.

This comes via Camilla Akrans, who has covers and editorials in – it seems – every major fashion ragazine.

Model: Belen Bergagna

This funky mashup of Argentine model Belen Bergagna is by her fellow 'Tine, photographer Julieta Romalde, and appeared in Remix.

"I Think It Will Be A Man" Showdown

We love this photo of Natalie Portman by Matthew Vriens. But it reminded us that not long ago we saw Nicole Trunfio as a dude as well.

So who looks better as a dude?

You tell us....

Brows, Boobs, Bricks and Books

The subject line pretty much says it all. We couldn't think of a "b" word that has to do with tan lines though...

All-American Girl: Raquel Welch

Happy Fourth to those in the US of A. We wanted something patriotic for the holiday, and we thought, where did we focus our all-American lust as young teens growing up in This Great Country of Ours?

And the answer came instantly (ahem): Raquel Welch!

We don't know who butchered this photo in PS Elements, but just go with it. The brows are there, the boobs are there and it's time for fireworks. Enjoy.


Scroll-down Cha Cha Cha: Welch's mom was American, but her dad was Bolivian. That gives her a little bit of the exotic thing, don't you think?

The I Don't Care Girl: Hazel Brooks

Only a few people will recognize Hollywood starlet Hazel Brooks, who appeared in a number of films in the 1940s and '50s, including The I Don't Care Girl.

She always seemed to have her brows plucked way thin, but this promo still displays more of a manicured but not-too-skinny look.

Brooks passed away in 2002.

We care, girl.

Sassy Red Stuff

That sassy red eyebrow more than makes up for the sassy red wall and sassy red food, whatever that is (what is that?!).

Also, the sassy red eye.

Weluvenis

It's July, and that's when we hit the beach. Suicide Girl Iluvenis hit the beach earlier this year, and here's the photographic evidence.

Her windblown red bangs covered up her eyebrows in all but one photo (reproduced here), but her bangs couldn't cover her awesome body (including sand-embedded side boob).

See you at the beach.