Nevermind Boobquake. How About Browquake?

Doubtless you heard that a Muslim cleric blamed immodest dress and sinful behavior by women for the recent spate of earthquakes that have wreaked havoc globally. Yes, those Haitian, Chilean, Chinese and Indonesian hussies are to blame!

To test and counter this claim, Boobquake was born on Facebook. Last Monday, women were encouraged to expose some skin in an effort to disprove the cleric's scientific hypothesis, thereby advancing not only seismology, but also its more enjoyable counterpart: sizemology.

You heard that here first.

So here are the Facebook photos we found in the group's album that provide the most brow per boob: