Out Like a Lamb

Liz Taylor in 1939.

Bring on April.

Trying to Catch Up

We feel bad that we didn't post the last couple of days. We're involved in this international espionage thing. Espionage is French. It means "spying." Anyway, maybe you will forgive us if we post this, from Alessandro Della Casa. Her name is Daniela. You've seen her before.

Model: Micaela Santos

This is L.A.- based model Micaela Santos. The first photo is pretty much the best thing ever, don't you think?

It's by Elias Tahan, as is the last one...not sure about the middle one, but we bet it is too.

The Weekend Frighteners

Sorry, but you know how it is. You go out on Friday night and there's nothing but scary on the dance floor. At least if you're going to frighten us, have half-way decent eyebrows, and one exposed nipple.

Thank you. Welcome to Amateur Hour.

Another Polish Photographer

We will never get the names, but we totally get the eyebrows. This one is by Zlodziejka. But you knew that.

AdrianKw Gives Us What We Want

We sometimes want – no, we need – extreme eyebrows. And Poland's AdrianKw delivers.

Suicide Girl Sofia Losing the Tan Lines

The other time we saw Suicide Girl Sofia, we pointed out her lone flaw: tan lines. We are happy to report that she reappeared a while back with significantly less variation in the skin tone. Everything else, we already liked. And we still do.

Kunis Kasting Kouch

Mila Kunis – from Esquire. Have we seen her recently? I don't think so. She needs more...exposure.

Ready ... Aim ...

Yeah, it's amateur hour on Blubrow. We don't know what Fire 17 is all about but we're definitely fans.

Iberian Brows Extraordinaire

Spanish model Alejandra D from Models.com

Unfiltered: Sasha Grey

Back to black and white, but this time contemporary. Pornstress Sasha Grey blowing...smoke.

Another Vintage Blonde

We saw Marilyn in black and white. Here's threetime Playboy Playmate of the Month Janet Pilgrim in glorious color.

July, 1955...An all-American dreamgirl at 36-24-36, 5 foot 6, and 115 pounds.

Itchy Eyebrows

Marilyn Monroe in a test still for The Seven Year Itch.

We'd scratch that.


Via SuicideBlonde.

Freakstyle in Black and White

Looks like Brazilian eyebrow karaoke.

Or is that Carioca?


Via Freakstyle.

Vlaming by Backius

After we posted the amazing photo of Sophie Vlaming from Dossier we got a couple of e-mails asking for more. We could have e-mailed those people back and said "Google it." But we are nothing if not curators of the eyebrow.

So here are some great diptychs (that's Greek!) from photographer Jimmy Backius. Enjoy these photos – they are great.

Pure Eyebrow Power

Headshot of model Alyssa Miller.

Can you believe it?

We cannot.

Accidentally On Purpose

We're assuming this is one of those faux-voyeur thangs (hey, that's French!) that occur regularly on the Interblah. No matter. It is what it is.

It is the weekend.

It is Amateur Hour.

Got Dress?

Not entirely clear on whether Megan Fox is wearing anything other than a lacy bra here, but then again, does it matter?

No.

Chip and Jessica

Tha Chipsta shows Jessica in all her beauty.

Chip Willis is going places, and we're following his journey.

You should too.

The Freckles Are Killing Us

Sigh.

Winona Ryder via Suicide Blonde.

Centerfold: Pat Russo

Uh. Yeah.

Pat Russo in Playboy. November 1965.

The only possible context in which these tan lines are OK.

Dude, Are You Choking Your Chicken?

Chatroulette is much commented upon already, but we had to laugh when we saw this exchange immortalized for all time. We also had to blog the pretty lady's brows.

That's How You Win an Oscar (tm), You Schmuck!

Audrey Hepburn, after her Roman Holiday. We dig the "Press" guys in the background, especially since it reflects the final scenes of the film, where she has to hold a phony press conference and is beside herself with misery ....


Via Suicide Blonde.

Portman Has A Wild Side? Really?

Well at least they daubed some ink on on Natalie Portman's brows and got her to scrunch her cute 34A cups into something resembling cleavage....

What Happens If I Press....Here?

Those crazy amateurs. Their eyebrows aren't great, but the volume of their breasts is.

"My! What big hands you have...."

Vlaming In High Res

Gorgeous photo of model Sophie Vlaming from Dossier. Click it big.

The Brows We Wanted to See on "V"

We didn't watch the re-do of the miniseries V with Morena Baccarin. Part of the reason is that we're huge fans of the original V. Part of the reason is that we still hate how Baccarin almost single-handledly ruined the last season of Stargate SG-1 by being really bad at acting, and also, boring.

This poster shows how awesome her eyebrows could be...but weren't. Also, how lizardy her eyes could be.

Eyebrows as Business Objects

We admit it. We are huge fans of sex in advertising. And we're (obviously) huge fans of eyebrows – of a certain style. In fact, to us, the "right" kind of eyebrow is really a sex object.

So that's why we consider this otherwise nonsensical ad to be a supreme achievement. It combines a service for businesses (SAP Business Objects, whatever that is) with amazing eyebrows. Voila: Sex in Advertising.

Camila Alves Can Bend Her Arms

In fact, after seeing the first two photos in this triad, we were concerned that Brazilian model Camila Alves couldn't straighten her arms out.

But as seen in the third photo, the arms do unbend.