Of course, this means bidding adieu (that's French!) to football until next fall.
This bitch doesn't care – she's not even watching the goddamn game.
Found on Millie Motts'.
Sunday, February 28, 2010
Goodbye Football. Hello Baseball.
Heading into March means one thing – and we're not talking about college basketball. We're talking about baseball.
Of course, this means bidding adieu (that's French!) to football until next fall.
This bitch doesn't care – she's not even watching the goddamn game.
Found on Millie Motts'.
Of course, this means bidding adieu (that's French!) to football until next fall.
This bitch doesn't care – she's not even watching the goddamn game.
Found on Millie Motts'.
Saturday, February 27, 2010
Had Enough Snow This Winter?
A lot of our readers are in the Eastern United States. So they woke up many times this winter, rubbed their eyes, and looked outside – only to discover the white shit had been dumped on them again.
We hope some of them were lucky enough to see this sight outside their window...seems unlikely though.
We hope some of them were lucky enough to see this sight outside their window...seems unlikely though.
Friday, February 26, 2010
More Olympic Brows: Cynthia Phaneuf
We were happy to see Canadian patineuse (that's French!) Cynthia Phaneuf on related blog Bold Natural Eyebrows, because we agree that she rocked the eyebrows on the ice! These photos are from prior appearances, not from the Olympics...
We didn't want to show her falling down, but we couldn't find many good photos that show the brows...
We really like the gloves. Just sayin'.
We didn't want to show her falling down, but we couldn't find many good photos that show the brows...
We really like the gloves. Just sayin'.
Thursday, February 25, 2010
Crazy? Yeah, About the Brows
Yesterday we saw Lena in The Red Baron. Let's continue the trailer theme today.
We saw Surrogates, and we can safely say, without fear of contradiction, that it sucked. It sucked hard. And this despite the presence of Bruce Willis.
One thing about the flick that worked was the surrogate (read: hawt) version of Radha Mitchell. Now she's in Crazies, and we grabbed some shots from the trailer. Enjoy the brows! Grrrr.....
We saw Surrogates, and we can safely say, without fear of contradiction, that it sucked. It sucked hard. And this despite the presence of Bruce Willis.
One thing about the flick that worked was the surrogate (read: hawt) version of Radha Mitchell. Now she's in Crazies, and we grabbed some shots from the trailer. Enjoy the brows! Grrrr.....
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
Are You...German?
You know we love Lena Headey, so we were happy to see she's in a new movie, The Red Baron. But we are embarrassed for her because everything about the trailer looks so bad – except for Lena. Here are some video grabs....
We were horrified by her laboriously bad fake German accent. What's the point of that? Just speak English. We know you're supposed to be German in the movie.
Oh well. Lena can't save the flick, but we can show you her brows – and her nurse's get up. Mm.
We were horrified by her laboriously bad fake German accent. What's the point of that? Just speak English. We know you're supposed to be German in the movie.
Oh well. Lena can't save the flick, but we can show you her brows – and her nurse's get up. Mm.
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
Elke Sommer in Summer
Ah, those were the days. Vines on the arbor, flowers in the hair, perfect breasts, and eyebrows peeking out from under Elke Sommer's blonde bangs.
Monday, February 22, 2010
Amy Williams: The Skeleton Has Eyebrows
There's a crazy-ass winter sport that only surfaces in the public consciousness during the Olympic Games (which is now). Racers throw themselves down face first on a cookie sheet that quickly reaches some ungodly speed approaching 100 mph. If they live, they can earn Olympic gold – like today's featured athlete, Great Britain's Amy Williams. We saw her interviewed and immediately disliked her, but she gets credits for having the only decent eyebrows we've seen in the Games so far.
There was some controversy over whether her helmet was within the regulations, but the truth is, nobody really gives a good goddamn. For better or worse, the sport is already forgotten until the next winter Olympic Games.
Scroll-down honest outburst: Congratulations, Amy. You goddamned cheater!
There was some controversy over whether her helmet was within the regulations, but the truth is, nobody really gives a good goddamn. For better or worse, the sport is already forgotten until the next winter Olympic Games.
Scroll-down honest outburst: Congratulations, Amy. You goddamned cheater!
Sunday, February 21, 2010
Saturday, February 20, 2010
Thursday, February 18, 2010
Sade: New Music Eyebrows
We never fail to check the iTunes New Music links, and then we download the crappy Free Download of the Week, and then we get ready to complain but then we remember it was free so we shut up. Usually.
Anyway, this week there was a headliner photo of Sade which we wish was better-lit. But here it is anyway.
Scroll-down thing that makes you say, "Oh": Her real name is Helen Folasade Adu.
Anyway, this week there was a headliner photo of Sade which we wish was better-lit. But here it is anyway.
Scroll-down thing that makes you say, "Oh": Her real name is Helen Folasade Adu.
Wednesday, February 17, 2010
Natalia Up Close in Black and White
Model Natalia Vodianova teases us with a bold brow and pouty lips, peeking out from behind a lot of hair...
Tuesday, February 16, 2010
Fresh....Face
California's Lisa Lefebre surfaced in Playboy's "Fresh Faces" group. We're not sure what that is, but come on – who, besides us, is looking at her face?
No one.
No one.
Monday, February 15, 2010
Blow Your Nose With These Tissues...
And blow our minds with these eyebrows!
And if you didn't get what you wanted for Valentine's Day, dry your tears with these Magic Oval Scotties!
Found in Mom's Basement.
And if you didn't get what you wanted for Valentine's Day, dry your tears with these Magic Oval Scotties!
Found in Mom's Basement.
Sunday, February 14, 2010
Saturday, February 13, 2010
Keira + Abs = Win
We have not seen Keira Knightley in, like, forever. So here's a blast from the past.
Friday, February 12, 2010
Thursday, February 11, 2010
Suicide Girl: MeelaJane
Not many women could rock a stupid looking hat like this thing and make it work out OK.
Suicide Girl MeelaJane figured out how to do it, though.
Suicide Girl MeelaJane figured out how to do it, though.
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
Pixie Lott
We have never heard Victoria Louise "Pixie" Lott sing, and we hope that we never do. But we're OK with the brows.
And anyway, even if she can't sing, she was on the 5:19 Show, and that's something we've never been asked to do.
And anyway, even if she can't sing, she was on the 5:19 Show, and that's something we've never been asked to do.
Tuesday, February 9, 2010
Announcing the Fapkins Diet
"You're vegan? What do you do for protein?!"
"Well, I eat a lot of tofu, and I like beans, you know, and peanut butter, stuff like that...Oh, and I swallow cum."
"Well, I eat a lot of tofu, and I like beans, you know, and peanut butter, stuff like that...Oh, and I swallow cum."
Monday, February 8, 2010
Sunday, February 7, 2010
Saturday, February 6, 2010
Mass Eyebrow Effect
We're not big into video games (we prefer chess – in fact, one of us is a National Grandmaster Flash). However, we might steal a Wii or whatever from Best Buy to check out Mass Effect 2. Because we're digging this character's eyebrows. We think she's an alien, and we know her name is Miranda.
Much better rendered than that shitty Second Life crap.
Much better rendered than that shitty Second Life crap.
Friday, February 5, 2010
Thursday, February 4, 2010
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
La Physique de Filippa Hamilton
Brit model Filippa Hamilton shows up here in three quite different, but quite enjoyable, eyebrow displays.
Enjoy.
Enjoy.
Tuesday, February 2, 2010
Vintage Centerfold Beauty With a Secret
Um, they broke the mold on this one, folks. January 1958 centerfold Elizabeth Ann Roberts. Here she is as Playboy's Playmate of the Month.
Now, Ms. Roberts was underage when the photos were taken, and word got around...
Ooops.
The story goes that she literally had a note from her mother, giving her permission to pose, but the publications of these photos led to the arrest of both Hef and young Elizabeth Ann's mom. And yet the charges were dropped because the evidence was confusing at best, and nobody could be absolutely sure that Hef knew the model's age.
Hmmm.
Doesn't matter. We love everything about her. Everything.
Now, Ms. Roberts was underage when the photos were taken, and word got around...
Ooops.
The story goes that she literally had a note from her mother, giving her permission to pose, but the publications of these photos led to the arrest of both Hef and young Elizabeth Ann's mom. And yet the charges were dropped because the evidence was confusing at best, and nobody could be absolutely sure that Hef knew the model's age.
Hmmm.
Doesn't matter. We love everything about her. Everything.
Monday, February 1, 2010
Miss America 2010
Congratulations to Caressa Cameron of Virginia, crowned this past weekend as Miss America 2010. We can't wait for the nude phone pics to surface.
Until then, we're going to give her a passing grade on the eyebrows, even though the consensus here at Blubrow HQ is that there's some cosmetic enhancement of those brows.
Until then, we're going to give her a passing grade on the eyebrows, even though the consensus here at Blubrow HQ is that there's some cosmetic enhancement of those brows.
