We Are Scared of Bai Ling

It's not the guns that frighten us. It's not even the idea that someone, somewhere thought it was a good idea to commission Crank 2.

It's just Bai Ling.


Meanwhile, we were going to use this photo, but after examining it for a couple of hours, we determined that you really can't see her eyebrows too well:


Scroll-down SEO strategy: Since the most-searched term on our blog these days is "nipple," we're adding that word to the posting, since we don't have a tag for it.

Also, we're posting like four times today instead of two, because we were too busy to post yesterday. We were raising some round 2 funding. Or something.