How to Stop Pirates: Distract Them

We were glad to hear this week that some Navy sharpshooters on the fantail of a US warship took out those foolhardy Somali pirates. But we generally abhor violence, except as a last resort, or as a form of invited recreation.

So we would like to suggest that naval forces consider a different tactic when confronted with unlawful confrontation the high seas:

Giant boobs in a sailor uniform.

Here's a photo of Valerie Leon showing how the plan would essentially work.


Questions?