Hearsts: Pro and (ex-) Con

You're too young, but we remember when ungrateful heiress Patty Hearst joined the "seven-headed serpent," the Symbionese Liberation Army and robbed banks (because that's where the money is. Even if you're rich.).

Her mug shot tells an ugly story. Not a story of how power corrupts, how dissolute youth can go astray, how America lost its way in the '70s....but a story of how not to pluck your eyebrows:

Fast forward. Now she's more likely to be known as the mom of supermodel Lydia Hearst, who appears below in Self Service. No 1975-style eyebrows here, thank god. But a definite resemblance to mom.