Portia de Rossi (Mrs. DeGeneres?)

You know her as Tess, Christian Slater's bitch the scene-stealing star of Who Is Cletis Tout? But we know her as Ellen's bitch fiancée.

No matter, she has some crazy-ass Aussie eyebrows. She's Portia de Rossi.

Oh yeah. And her real name is Amanda Rogers.


Scroll-down pitch: Cletis Tout is like The Whole Nine Yards meets Shawshank. Go with us on this one....