Sonoma Eyeworks Ad Works

I don't know a damn thing about Sonoma Eyeworks. For all I know, when you go in for new glasses, they kick you in your back, and call you bad names, and then take your wallet.

Or maybe they are the best, coolest, hippest, hottest, most happenin' retailer in the California eyewear sector.

I just don't know.

But I do know that they picked a winner of a photo for their recent promotion, and no, they're not compensating me for reproducing it here. After they see the rest of this blog, they'll probably wish I never mentioned their name.

But they should thank me.

Then they should tell that model to toss away those funky frames so we can see what we really appreciate: the eyebrows.