Cigarette? Check. Wig? Check. Brows? Check!

Back in the day you wore a wig when they took dirty pictures of you. Nowadays, chicks just get on this interweb (a series of tubes which connects "computors" all over the world), and let it all hang out.

This young lady let it all hang out too, but I did some creative cropping to make it safe for prime time. Anyway, the only hair on her body is those bodacious brows (if you don't count the wig).